Friday, December 10, 2010

Girls can be Manly, too

Honestly, I don't know why I decided to write this post.  I know that, as a young woman, I should strive to embrace my femininity.  But for some reason, I decided that I wanted to reflect on the ways that I can keep up with "the guys".

Things I have done that are manly:
- Changed oil in a lawn mover
- Ate a steak
- Mowed
- Watched football for five consecutive days during Thanksgiving break
- Opened a pickle jar for someone
- Push-started a truck
- Put a lamp together (I think I used the directions, though, so this probably doesn't count)
- Shot a [really cool] gun
- Tried the hottest barbecue sauce at Famous Dave's
- Ate a jalapeno

[And this just makes me laugh]


Thursday, December 9, 2010

Shea:1 - Neeson:0

When Liam Neeson decides to become a C.S. Lewis ‘scholar” and say, “Aslan symbolises a Christlike figure, but he also symbolises for me Mohammed, Buddha and all the great spiritual leaders and prophets over the centuries,” and Mark Shea responds with, “All Neeson really means is, ‘Fellow members of the Chattering Classes:  I am one of you.  Do not ostracize me for doing something popular with despised and unpopular Christians, whom all right-thinking people treat as social lepers.  I will now say something blindly multicultural and indifferentist to establish my bona fides.  Come, let us eat wine and cheese together and make things as they always were,’” I laugh.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Local Entertainment

One of my strategies for entertaining myself is to participate in the events found on local community calendars.  Genius...I know.  I thought I would share two of my relatively recent activities. 

First of all, I went to the Farmer's Market on Saturday mornings.  I always enjoy looking at the produce and observing the people that pass through the area.  One time I got a great deal on peppers and onions to use in this burrito salad.  It was super yummy.


Secondly, I attended St. Thomas Orthodox Church's Syrian-Lebanese dinner.  I even sacrificed some Sunday afternoon football to do so (I am committed to this stuff).  Pictured below is some baklawa I purchased from the old women manning the bake-sale table.  Don't worry, I shared.


What is evident from the two events I have attended so far is that I equate "entertaining myself" with eating. 

Monday, November 8, 2010

Who is Jesus?

I was fortunate enough to hear Chris Stefanik speak at a youth event over the weekend.  He is a well-known Catholic speaker who focuses on ministering to teenagers. 

His second keynote address was about the mass.  It was a great talk, but I definitely had a favorite part.  He discussed how we have these false pictures of Jesus that tend to keep us at an arm's reach from him.  (I loved his examples...mostly because they are the same examples I would have used in a presentation like this.  It is always exciting to find out that someone does actually share your sense of humor and you are not completely psycho.) 

For example (stealing from Mr. Stefanik), some of us tend to imagine "Hippie Jesus" who talks to animals and loves the earth:



Others picture "Happy Jesus" who is chill and okay with whatever we choose to do:



Finally, others think of Jesus as the guy who plays basketball with little kids but always wins because he is 33 and God.














It is definitely entertaining to put a face to these stereotypes we have of Jesus and, at the same time, it challenges us to move beyond them.  Even more it made me think about the situation of modern man.  Is it possible that our confusion about the human person is a reflection of our confusion regarding the face of Christ?  Not simply in imagining a historically accurate version of Christ, but in understanding His life, His message, His death and His resurrection?  If Christians truly believed that Jesus was more than a plastic figure on a cheap crucifix, wouldn't we be setting the world on fire with the message of His Truth?

....But coming back to the issue of Jesus playing sports with the children, I would have to echo the words of another writer who mentions the theological concerns with these figurines.  Although I am not a fan of the beliefnet.com website she writes for, I think her considerations are quite thought-provoking.  For example, "If you were playing a sport with Jesus, would you let Hm win?  Should He let you win?  When He's playing with them, whose side is He on?  Where is first-century Palestine did He obtain ice hockey skates?"

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Good questions, Laura.


Updated:
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Friday, October 22, 2010

Words of the Saints

Great occasions for serving God come seldom, but little ones surround us daily (Francis de Sales)

Monday, October 18, 2010

My Dad-the Carpenter

My padre made me a dresser!  It is so beautiful.


The best part is that whenever I walk into my room, I can smell my Dad's shop!  That smell always brings me back home.

Monday, October 11, 2010

an analysis (un-nal-uh-sis)

Disclaimer: This is a kind reminder that the author of this post rarely enjoyed grammar classes and was quite proud of her ambitious attempt of the following analysis. AKA: She realizes that she made mistakes but could care less to be corrected.


Statement for analysis: “I am excited because I attended my first adult faith formation class at my parish.”
This statement has many important features. First of all, the subject of the sentence, referring to the author, is followed by the verb, “am”. This is clearly based on the assumption that the author is alive, which in and of itself, is a good thing.

Continuing on, the adjective “excited” is very, very significant. This is describing the “I” of the sentence who has not used this adjective to describe herself in a long time.

The subordinating conjunction, “because”, simply introduces the dependent clause. This means that the subject is excited as the result of something else.

The subject remains the same in this part and is followed by the action coming from the infinitive, “to attend”. According to the ever distinguished Dictionary.com, the word “attend” (uh-tend) means “to be present at” and originated between the years 1250-1300. At this point in the sentence, it may be implicitly understood that it is a possibility that the subject left her house or place of residence. Because the subject was described as “excited” it may also be suspected that she attended something not connected to her work.

The word “my” is an adjective, but not any ordinary adjective, it is a possessive adjective.

“First” describes the direct object, “adult faith formation class”. This is a heavy grouping of words.
• Adult: the subject is over the age of 18 and officially a grown-up; this is an adjective describing what kind of “class”
• Faith: it is apparent that the subject believes in God; this is also an adjective describing what kind of “class”
• Formation: a word containing “form” which is defined as “something that gives or determines shape” (note: The author first looked up “formation” but realized that the word “form” was in the definition, making the definition unhelpful in this particular circumstance. She decided to look up “form” for further clarification)
• Class: this noun refers to a place of instruction

The end of this sentence is a prepositional phrase “at my parish”. “At”, being the preposition, links this part of the sentence together. As always, this next possessive adjective, “my” cannot be ignored or overlooked. The subject, possessing a parish, must have hit a milestone in her life where she has joined a parish. The word “parish” is defined by the even more distinguished Catholic Encyclopedia as, “a portion of a diocese under the authority of a priest legitimately appointed to secure in virtue of his office for the faithful dwelling therein, the helps of religion. The faithful are called parishioners, the priest parochus, curate, parish priest, pastor.” This means that the subject is not alone. This also confirms that the author left her place of residence and went to a non-work related place.

I hope that this analysis assists others in understanding the significance of this event in the author’s life.

(PS-We are studying the Gospel of St. John =) )